Even if you aren’t a marijuana user who needs to pass a drug test, you’ve probably heard of the Whizzinator. The makers of this fake penis got a lot of media attention way back in 2005 when a well know football player got caught with one at an airport. And even an actor was caught using one in an attempt to evade a drug test.
Unfortunately, the authorities didn’t approve of Puck Technology selling the product as an aid for passing drug tests and took legal action. But, the Whizzinator is back on the market. Although this time it’s being promoted as a sex toy. Of course selling sex toys is completely legal. And this is good news for marijuana users everywhere. After all, how you use it is up to you.
But what you really want to know is—will it help you pass your urine test? If you use it correctly, it certainly can. Here’s everything you wanted to know about the Whizzinator but were too afraid to ask?
Table of Contents
- 1 How Does the Whizzinator Actually Work?
- 2 Is the Urine Supplied With the Whizzinator Reliable?
- 3 Is There a Whizzinator for Women?
- 4 Is the Whizzinator a Real Option for Passing Your Urine Test?
- 5 What is the Best Synthetic Urine to Use for a Drug Test?
How Does the Whizzinator Actually Work?
The Whizzinator is a fake penis which is attached to a vinyl pouch where the urine is stored. There are Velcro straps that go around your legs and waist to hold it in place. The kit includes some powdered urine and a heating pad. The fake penis is available in five different colours, so you won’t have a problem getting one that matches your skin tone.
All you need to do is prepare the urine in a cup and use the syringe provided to fill up the vinyl pouch. Then strap it on and you’re ready to go. The new, improved model, called Whizzinator Touch has a distinct advantage over the old model. To release the urine, all you need to do is squeeze the valve between the head and shaft of the fake penis.
With older models you had to manually pump the urine out, which would definitely attract some attention during a urine test. There is a safety switch at the base of the penis that needs to be opened before you can squeeze the penis to release the urine. It helps to prevent accidental leakage in the case of unintentional pressure being applied to the head of the prosthetic.
If you do take it to your urine test, it might be an idea to have a few test runs. The more natural you can make it look the less there’s a chance you’ll be busted. You should also do some research and find out if you’ll be patted down before the test, or made to drop your shorts and lift your shirt up. Although it’s pretty discreet and not easy to notice under a layer of clothing, it won’t stand up to closer scrutiny.
Is the Urine Supplied With the Whizzinator Reliable?
This is probably the most important question for anyone who needs to pass a urine test. The quality of the urine you use will determine whether you pass or fail.
The powdered urine that comes with the Whizzinator is called “Golden Shower.” If you are using it as a sex toy, it’s perfectly acceptable. But we wouldn’t recommend it for urine tests. Luckily, you can purchase a more reliable brand called Quick Fix on the Whizzinator website. Or, you could purchase your preferred brand somewhere else.
The kit comes with a heating pad and test strips to get the urine to the right temperature. You just place the pad between the vinyl pouch and waist strap and wait for it to warm up. It will take about an hour for the urine to reach 90° – 100°F. Use the strip to check the temperature. If it’s green that means it is warm enough to pass for the real thing.
Is There a Whizzinator for Women?
Actually, yes, there is. Although it doesn’t get as much attention as the male version. It’s the same system, just without the prosthetic attachment. It features a cotton waistband that can be secured around your waist with a Velcro strap. The vinyl pouch for storing the urine is attached to the waistband and a thin, flexible tube runs down from the pouch and between the legs. You can trim the tube to the length you need.
This could work quite well if you use two sets of undies with the pouch between them. But it won’t help if you’ll be closely supervised during the test. And again, we’d recommend a few test runs to make sure you’re comfortable using it discreetly.
Is the Whizzinator a Real Option for Passing Your Urine Test?
If you use good quality synthetic urine, won’t be heavily supervised during the test and practise with the device beforehand there’s no reason you shouldn’t pass. If you don’t have enough time before your test to detox and pass using your own urine, then this is certainly an option for you.
Many people have used the Whizzinator and passed, even under semi-supervised conditions. If you’re confident using the device and don’t do anything to give yourself away, you should get away with it. The fact the Whizzinator has returned to the market is a good sign that it works, as much for passing urine tests as anything else.
Just as important as the device you use, is the synthetic urine you fill it with. So let’s look at some of the different brands of fake pee you can use with your Whizzinator.
What is the Best Synthetic Urine to Use for a Drug Test?
When you buy your Whizzinator it comes with Golden Shower Powdered Urine. You can use this urine for your test, but there are better products available. These are three that we recommend because they’ve consistently worked for many people.
This is one of the best and most innovative synthetic urine products available today. It has all the qualities of regular urine so it’s almost impossible for the lab to detect that it’s a substitute. It looks and smells like real urine and even foams slightly when you shake it. Appearances are important because if your sample doesn’t look right, you’ll be suspected of using a synthetic product and the lab may perform a test to determine if it’s fake.
Another great thing about Sub Solution is the heat activator powder that you add to the solution to heat it up. This is much easier than waiting for a heating pad to warm up, or using the microwave and risk over-heating it. It’s also handy if you don’t have easy access to a heating device. It is expensive, but it’s worth it.
Unlike Sub Solution, you’ll still need to use a heating pad with this brand. But it has all the ingredients necessary to pass for real urine. And like Sub Solution, it looks, smells and behaves like real pee.
If you order it from Test Clear you can add an extra vial to your order at check-out. You can use this to experiment with the solution before the day of your test. The kit includes a handy reusable temperature strip.
Quick Fix is available from Whizzinator on their site, or you could order it elsewhere. It’s available in 2oz and 3oz bottles. Unlike the other synthetic urines mentioned above, it’s already in liquid form and requires no mixing. This makes it very easy to use. It also has a shelf life of two years and can be re-heated as needed.
And it has all the qualities need to pass for human urine, including uric acid and creatinine. The only reason it doesn’t rank higher is because it doesn’t look or smell as convincing as the other synthetic urines we’ve discussed. It might not be a deal breaker for some people, but when you need to pass a drug test, every little bit counts. If your specimen is in the least bit suspicious it could be subjected to additional tests and give you away.
Whatever brand of synthetic urine you decide to use, it’s important to do some research before you buy. Read some reviews and see what others have to say. Remember that drugs tests are evolving all the time to overcome the methods people use to cheat. Products that worked in the past may not work anymore.
Hopefully, we’ve answered any questions you might have about using the Whizzinator to pass a urine test. You can strap it on, conceal it under your clothes and urine does flow through the fake penis. So in a nutshell, it works.
Whether it will work for you is something only you can decide. Just having to undertake a urine test can be nerve-wracking enough, without worrying about how you’re going to smuggle your fake urine in. And remember that using good quality synthetic urine is just as important to consider. But, if you take all the precautions and advice we’ve given you, and you still don’t pass, at least it’ll give you a good laugh!